2
Trey says: "Did you hear that the clock malfunctioned on the 500 free? Jake and I have to swim it again. The funny thing is I didn't feel so bad about it because the timer that told me, you know, he must be like the coolest dude on the planet."
3
"This is how I make a paper airplane."
The swimmers are thinking to themselves: "Good thing you didn't major in aeronautical engineering."
4
Coach to the upper classmen: "Did you hear JD diss me?!?! Tonight I want you to kidnap him. Then take him to eat the -- (gag) -- girls' breakfast."
5
JD calls out Coach: "COACH!!! I did NOT like doing those extra laps this week! You and me! It's GO TIME!"
6
Coach McGuire is thinking to herself: "It would be so funny to push him into the pool."
"Some day. Some day."
7
"I will remember to stretch for the touch to the wall. I will remember to stretch for the touch to the wall. I will remember to stretch for the touch to the wall."
8
You think the guy holding the board is tired? The swimmer had it worse because the board read "13" after every lap.
12
"My elbow hurts. If I got a bionic elbow replacement maybe I could swim really, really fast."
13
"OK. Here's the plan. We both swim in the next event. You're in lane 5 and I'm in lane 3. That dude from Grapevine is in lane 4. You swim under the lane ropes and grab him. Then I will help you next time. Got it?"