Piffle is defined as trivial nonsense. The contents here are neither trivial nor nonsensical but, as an assortment of lightweight stuff, piffle seems like a sufficiently accurate description. Besides it's just a fun word.
The FMHS fight song is The Victors, which is the University of Michigan fight song. This is one of the many great college fight songs. The FMHS band puts a bit of a twist on it. Here is a standard version of The Victors and here is the portion of the lyrics that Michigan fans sing at games (as well as in the audio link above):
According to the article at www.defenders.org/wildlife_and_habitat/wildlife/jaguar.php:
"Unlike most big cats, the jaguar loves the water. It often swims, bathes and plays in streams and pools. It will also hunt for fish in the water." Check out the sound link at the left of the article.
Here is another version of a jaguar growl.
Here is a Jaguar diver. As you may notice in the picture, diving platforms in the wild are a bit crude. However, arguing the point is not recommended. In fact, who cares about the quality of a diving platform when your competition is a jaguar?!?! Walk away quietly and take the forfeit...


"This would be refreshing if the crocodiles weren't nipping at my toes. I should look forward to getting to the side of the river but coach is just going to make me go back to the other side again."

Aren't those freshmen swimmers cute?